I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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