Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Go study a dick amy that's outrageous

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(251): View more from Alabama

Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?

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(720): View more from Colorado

dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.

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(516): View more from New York

I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this

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(315): View more from New York

I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.

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(207): View more from Maine

At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.

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(850): View more from Florida

Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy

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