p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
me + whiskey = a bad person
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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