Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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