If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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