i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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