Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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