My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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