So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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