You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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