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you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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