i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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