I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
It's blow job season.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
please don't ironically join a cult
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