Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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