I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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