i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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