You can't motorboat a personality
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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