oh god the rape fog is back!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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