p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
