she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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