why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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