How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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