i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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