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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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