my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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