Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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