woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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