I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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