I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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