he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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