go do what you do best...puke behind churches
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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