That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
God I need to hump something, right now.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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