Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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