before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
