you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
