i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize