i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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