he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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