after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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