sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Oh Jesus.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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