u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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