return my video game
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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