Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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