David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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