Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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