Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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