ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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