I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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