i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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