my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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