Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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