It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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