I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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